1. Yes, I have myspace… lol. I spend maybe an hour on it each day, but im logged in 24/7. My computer never sleeps, just like me.
2. My parents don’t have one, and when i showed them mine, they got pissed cuz i said I was agnostic, and they though I was christian like them lol. They havn’t looked at it since. Wooo!
3. My friends and I all think that myspace is like that dark alleyway in downtown san diego. Its the breeding ground for internet ‘whores’ aka ‘myspace whores’. Fighting them off is like fighting off the living dead. You need lots of willpower, lots of holy water, and lots of patience to decline the infected friends requests. My parents think myspace is cool. They like to look up their friends from high school. They sift through 40 pages of names, becase they dunno how to use the zip code search. My grandma is just like “lol wut?” when i talk about myspace.
4. MySpace likes to ask for all your most personal information and hand it out to the world. For example, when you meet somebody in person, you wouldnt say “Hi, i’m a 31 year old bisexual female who smokes and drinks, is a proud parent, and aspires to be a vegas showgirl.”
